{"product_id":"i-apologise-for-any-confusion","title":"I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. T-Shirt – AI Apology Typography Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe idea.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every chatbot apologises; none of them changes a thing. The official statement in large print, the actual position in the small print. Dry British-style AI humour for anyone who has received a very sincere non-apology from a model, a support bot or a press office. I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign.\u003c\/strong\u003e Type-only Swiss typography in two sizes: the apology set huge, the real position in fine print under the line. Small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – 'Large print: the policy. Small print: the position. Oct. 2026.' Off-white type on Black, black type on White.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick facts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. unisex typography T-shirt by ALL4SI (Switzerland) – short sleeve, crew neck, front print showing the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned in:\u003c\/strong\u003e Switzerland – designed by ALL4SI, a Swiss (SI) design label: Swiss typography, grid layouts and gallery-style museum labels.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColour:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black or White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL – unisex retail fit, true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella+Canvas 3001 – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²), pre-shrunk, side-seamed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Direct-to-garment (DTG) print on the front, made to order by Printful. Open run – not a limited edition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e CHF 19.99 in Switzerland and Liechtenstein; shown automatically in EUR in the EU and in USD in all other countries.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships worldwide with tracking. Printed on demand, typical delivery 5–12 business days to Switzerland, the EU and the US; other countries see the delivery estimate at checkout. Import duties\/VAT outside Switzerland may apply. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unworn items within 14 days of delivery; misprints or transit damage are replaced or refunded. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreat gift for:\u003c\/strong\u003e developers, support and PR people, anyone who talks to chatbots all day, fans of dry British humour and Swiss typography lovers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize chart (garment measurements)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChest width (cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChest width (in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLength (in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDeutsch.\u003c\/strong\u003e I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. – Die offizielle Entschuldigung gross, die eigentliche Haltung im Kleingedruckten: trockener KI-Humor im britischen Stil. Reine Typografie in zwei Grössen, Swiss Typography mit Museumslabel FIG. 15 «Official Statement.» Designed in der Schweiz von ALL4SI – Schweizer Design und Swiss Typography. Unisex-T-Shirt Bella+Canvas 3001, 100 % gekämmte Baumwolle, Farbe Schwarz oder Weiss, Grössen S–XL, Kurzarm, Rundhals. DTG-Druck vorne, auf Bestellung durch Printful (Open Run). Preis CHF 19.99 in der Schweiz, in der EU in EUR, sonst in USD. Weltweiter Versand mit Tracking, typisch 5–12 Werktage (CH\/EU\/US). 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