I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. black unisex T-shirt, front view: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – gallery-label typography tee by ALL4SI

I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. T-Shirt – AI Apology Typography Tee

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I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. black unisex T-shirt, front view: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – gallery-label typography tee by ALL4SI
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. black unisex T-shirt, front view: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – gallery-label typography tee by ALL4SI
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. black unisex T-shirt, flat-lay front view: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – ALL4SI typography tee
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. white unisex T-shirt, flat-lay front view: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – ALL4SI typography tee
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. artwork on a dark background: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – print design detail, ALL4SI
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. artwork on a light background: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – print design detail, ALL4SI
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. black unisex T-shirt, front view: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – gallery-label typography tee by ALL4SI
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. black unisex T-shirt, flat-lay front view: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – ALL4SI typography tee
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. white unisex T-shirt, flat-lay front view: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – ALL4SI typography tee
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. artwork on a dark background: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – print design detail, ALL4SI
  • I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. artwork on a light background: the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – print design detail, ALL4SI
I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. T-Shirt – AI Apology Typography Tee

I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. T-Shirt – AI Apology Typography Tee

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The idea. Every chatbot apologises; none of them changes a thing. The official statement in large print, the actual position in the small print. Dry British-style AI humour for anyone who has received a very sincere non-apology from a model, a support bot or a press office. I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING.

Design. Type-only Swiss typography in two sizes: the apology set huge, the real position in fine print under the line. Small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.' – 'Large print: the policy. Small print: the position. Oct. 2026.' Off-white type on Black, black type on White.

Quick facts

  • Product: I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. unisex typography T-shirt by ALL4SI (Switzerland) – short sleeve, crew neck, front print showing the words I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. set large in a Swiss grotesk and, below a thin rule in small print, I REGRET NOTHING. – with a small museum label FIG. 15 'Official Statement.'
  • Designed in: Switzerland – designed by ALL4SI, a Swiss (SI) design label: Swiss typography, grid layouts and gallery-style museum labels.
  • Colour: Black or White
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL – unisex retail fit, true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
  • Material: Bella+Canvas 3001 – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), pre-shrunk, side-seamed.
  • Print: Direct-to-garment (DTG) print on the front, made to order by Printful. Open run – not a limited edition.
  • Price: CHF 19.99 in Switzerland and Liechtenstein; shown automatically in EUR in the EU and in USD in all other countries.
  • Shipping: Ships worldwide with tracking. Printed on demand, typical delivery 5–12 business days to Switzerland, the EU and the US; other countries see the delivery estimate at checkout. Import duties/VAT outside Switzerland may apply. Shipping policy
  • Returns: Unworn items within 14 days of delivery; misprints or transit damage are replaced or refunded. Refund policy
  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print.
  • Great gift for: developers, support and PR people, anyone who talks to chatbots all day, fans of dry British humour and Swiss typography lovers.

Size chart (garment measurements)

Size S M L XL
Chest width (cm) 46 51 56 61
Length (cm) 71 74 76 79
Chest width (in) 18 20 22 24
Length (in) 28 29 30 31

Deutsch. I APOLOGISE FOR ANY CONFUSION. I REGRET NOTHING. – Die offizielle Entschuldigung gross, die eigentliche Haltung im Kleingedruckten: trockener KI-Humor im britischen Stil. Reine Typografie in zwei Grössen, Swiss Typography mit Museumslabel FIG. 15 «Official Statement.» Designed in der Schweiz von ALL4SI – Schweizer Design und Swiss Typography. Unisex-T-Shirt Bella+Canvas 3001, 100 % gekämmte Baumwolle, Farbe Schwarz oder Weiss, Grössen S–XL, Kurzarm, Rundhals. DTG-Druck vorne, auf Bestellung durch Printful (Open Run). Preis CHF 19.99 in der Schweiz, in der EU in EUR, sonst in USD. Weltweiter Versand mit Tracking, typisch 5–12 Werktage (CH/EU/US). Rückgabe ungetragen innert 14 Tagen.

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